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DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY (¿Ê ¹þÀº ¿©ÀÚ´Â º¸Áö ¸»¶ó.) ¼Ò³â1: Why do you run from a naked lady? (³Í ¿Ö ¿Ê ¹þÀº ¿©ÀÚ¸¸ º¸¸é ÇÇÇÏ´Ï?) ¼Ò³â2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already! (¿Ö³Ä¸é, ¿ï¾ö¸¶°¡, ±×·±°Åº¸¹È ³» ¸öÀÌ µ¹¸ÍÀÌ°¡ µÈµ¥. ±Ùµ¥ Áö±Ý ÁøÂ¥ ³» ¸ö ÀϺΰ¡ µüµüÇØÁö±¸ ÀÖ¾î~.) RESEARCH FINDING (¿¬±¸°á°ú) Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch! (³²ÀÚ°¡ ¿©ÀÚº¸´Ù ´õ ¶×¶×ÇÑ ÀÌÀ¯´Â ³²ÀÚ´Â ¸ÅÀÏ ¹ã ¿ìÀ¯¿Í ÆÄÆÄ¾ß 2°³¸¦ ¸Ô´Â µ¥, ¿©ÀÚ´Â ¹Ù³ª³ª ÇÑ °³¿Í ¶¥Äá µÎ °³¸¸ ¸Ô±â ¶§¹®ÀÌÁö..) ARAB MAN(¾Æ¶ø³²ÀÚ) An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint. (¹Ì°øÇ× ÀÎÅͺ信¼ ¾Æ¶ø³²ÀÚ) 'Your name pls'? (´ç½Å À̸§Àº?) "Abdul Aziz " (¾ÐµÑ ¾ÆÁö½º..) "Sex? " (¼½½º´Â?) "Six times a week!! " (ÀÏÁÖÀÏ¿¡ 6¹ø¿ä. ) "No, no, I mean male or female! (¾Æ´¢, ¿©ÀÜÁö ³²ÀÜÁö ¸»ÇØ º¸¶õ ¸»ÀÌ¿¹¿ä~.) "Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel." (±×·±°Ç »ó°ü¾ø¾î¿ä. ¾î¶² ¶© ³«Å¸Çϱ¸µÎ ...) SERVICE (½áºñ½º) Sex is like a restaurant. (¼½½º¶õ ·¹½ºÅä¶ûÀ̾ß.) Sometimes you get full satisfactory service and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service" (¾î¶²¶© Ç®½áºñ½º¸¦ ¹Þ°í, ¾î¶²¶© ¼¿ÇÁ½áºñ½º¸¦ ÇؾßÇϴϱî.) GOOD AMBITION (¾ß¸Á) Teacher: What do you want to become? (³Ê ÀÌ´ã¿¡ Ä¿¼ ¹¹µÉ·¡?) Little Johnny: Doctor !! (ÀÇ»ç¿ä~.) Teacher: Why? (¿Ö?) Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it. (¿Ö³Ä¹È, Àǻ縸 ¿©ÀÚÇÑÅ× ¿Ê ¹þÀ¸¶ó±¸ Çϱ¸ ±× ³²ÆíÇÑÅ× µ· ³»¶ó±¸ ÇÒ ¼ö ÀÖ À¸´Ï±î¿ä.) VIRGIN (ó³à) Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read : (85¼¼ÀÇ Ã³³à ÇÒ¸Ó´Ï°¡ Á×±â Àü¿¡ ÀÚ½ÅÀÇ ºñ¼®¿¡ : ) BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN. (ó³à·Î ³º°í, ó³à·Î ÀÚ¶ó¼, ó³à·Î Á×´Ù.)·Î ¾²·Á´Âµ¥... The engraver shortened it to: "RETURNED UNOPENED (ºñ¼® »õ±â´Â ¼®°øÀº ´ÙÀ½°ú °°ÀÌ ¿ä¾àÇؼ ±ÛÀ» »õ°Ü ³Ö¾ú´Ù: '¶Ñ²±µµ ¾È ¿°í µ¹¾Æ°¡½Ã´Ù.') OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL (³ëÀΰú ¿µ°è) 75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl. (75¼¼ ³ëÀΰú 15¼¼ ¿µ°è°¡ °áÈ¥Çß´Ù.) On their first night both were crying - why??? (ÇÏÁö¸¸ ù³¯¹ã ±×µéÀº µÑ´Ù ³î¶ú´Ù. ¿Ö? ) Coz she didn't know anything and he had forgotten everything. (¿Ö³Ä¸é, ¿µ°è´Â ¾Æ¹«°Íµµ ¸ô¶ú°í, ³ëÀÎÀº ¸ù¶¥ Àؾî¹ö·È±â ¶§¹®ÀÌ´Ù.) Have A NiCe DaY ! |