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"If I sold my house and my car and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?"
the Sunday school teacher asked her class.
"No!"
the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church everyday, would that get me into Heaven?"
Again, the answer was, "No!"
"Well, if I was kind to animals, would that get me into Heaven?"
Again, they all answered, "No!"

"Then how can I get me into Heaven?"

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